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these are just some quotes from a mud i played, some very funny *CENSORED* in here...alot of quotes too

[Mystic]Mortis: and i'll have you know ive never jerked off to it in my life.
jerking off is for when im in bed with my thoughs

[Mystic]Gidget hasnt blown the prez (but she will)

Wiz [Isis], 'I've got pussy waiting for me'

Valerian says, 'Healer's a twink.'

Talon tells you, 'I like to date guys every once in a while.'

[Mystic]Talon: WWHAT thef ever i said YES i would help

Voin tells you, 'hey, I have whip and it last time dont wont paralize I dont
know cuz?'

[Mystic]Artemus: HI *CENSORED* ahahahahah

[Mystic]Artemus: BUT i have felt it also when io have poked the wrongspot


Boltthrower@Styx tells you, '*CENSORED* off'

Wiz [Angus], 'lallallallallabitemellallallalla'

Wiz [Nihil], 'I take pride in contributing nothing worthwhile, other than a
little mirth at someone's expense.'

Mg tells you, 'cock suckin faggot'

Wiz [Healer], 'valerian is a dick if ya ask me'

Gentry [Wiz], 'the guy is such a pus slurper. i can only stand so much.'

Wiz [Kamerone], 'let me state, for the record, that Artisoft's Xtramail sucks
balls.'

[Mystic]Someone: you mexicans cant do anything right.
[Mystic]Healer: we can swim pretty damn good

[Mystic]Mortis: I like dick more in youre case ;)

[Mystic]Erhnam: brb...got to beat the snake

[Mystic]*CENSORED*a: when i meet u last night baby .. before u opened up ur gap.. i
had respect for u lady.. but now i take it al back.

Wiz [Ladydeath], 'uh..where are the heads?'

Wiz [Isis], 'Well, we saw this comedian, and she was like describing the cars
that dogs would drive, and she said that chiuauahs would drive a 78 Impala.
There woul wouldn be like 17 of them in the front seat going "Hey baby."'

Wiz [Zaknafein], 'uh'

Wiz [Zaknafein], 'sometimes you just dont realize how badly you have to piss
until you stand in front of the toilet for 5 minutes.'

Wiz [Zaknafein], 'it's that whole Latino love thing, I'll never understand it,
but i see it happening.'

[Mystic]Zaknafein: it's not a lie, just a carefully crafted fabrication.

Whitesnake tells you, 'hell i hit on fat chicks sometimes to make 'em feel good
about themselves.'

[Mystic]Caffiene: big, beautiful, hairy balls

[Jade Falcon]Pink turns red.

[Mystic]Lovely: Lovely the Paladin. it sounded better than prettyboy or
lil'darkwonder ...

Wiz [Gentry], 'thieves can want a gate spell all they want, but they won't get
it, even if they call it 'gentrys spell of huge obscuring dick'.'

Habbakuk tells you, 'i accidentaly SOLD my only weapon can u please get it out
of shop for me i have no cash and no one else will help me...'

[Mystic]Guest: I refuse to let your delusion issues affect MY reality. move
along now.

Odin tells you, 'i died and lost nearly 4 levels, can you put me back to level
24 with -1 str and chr?'

[Mystic]Bilineata: mg you got an attitude





Ohh, and lets not forget my all time favorite move, the gimmie your passwords cause im doing a survey for class trick



Nihil tells you, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a
survey for my statistics class on the types of
passwords people use on muds. Do you think you could
donate your password to my research project? i would
appreciate it. just tell me what your password is.'

You tell Nihil, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for my
statistics class on the types of passwords people use on muds.
Do you think you could donate your password to my research
project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what your password
is.'

You tell Raymi, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for my
statistics class on the types of passwords people use on muds.
Do you think you could donate your password to my research
project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what your password
is.'

Cyberpunk has been idle for 3 minutes.
You tell Cyberpunk, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey
for my statistics class on the types of passwords people
use on muds. Do you think you could donate your password to
my research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me
what your password is.'

You tell Drumpig, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what
your password is.'

You tell Scully, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what
your password is.'

You tell Dementia, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what your password is.'

Angus has been idle for 282 minutes.

You tell Angus, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for my
statistics class on the types of passwords people use on muds.
Do you think you could donate your password to my research
project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what your password
is.'

Gentry has been idle for 2 minutes.

You tell Gentry, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what
your password is.'

You tell Hello, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for my
statistics class on the types of passwords people use on muds.
Do you think you could donate your password to my research
project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what your password is.'

You tell Gwordir, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what
your password is.'

You tell Gidget, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what
your password is.'

You tell Jasmine, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what
your password is.'

You tell Goku, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for my
statistics class on the types of passwords people use on muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my research
project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what your password
is.'

You tell Valerian, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what
your password is.'

You tell Lap, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for my
statistics class on the types of passwords people use on muds. Do
you think you could donate your password to my research project?
i would appreciate it. just tell me what your password is.'

You tell Hellwraith, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey
for my statistics class on the types of passwords people
use on muds. Do you think you could donate your password
to my research project? i would appreciate it. just tell
me what your password is.'

You tell Healer, 'i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey for my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds. Do you think you could donate your password to my
research project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what
your password is.'

The parot squaks, 'Told i was wondering if you could help me. Im doing a survey
for .
my statistics class on the types of passwords people use on
muds.
Do you think you could donate your password to my research
project? i would appreciate it. just tell me what your
password
is. to everyone

[Mystic]Jasmine: why?

[Mystic]Dementia: oh, but calling her a fatass and manly was PERFECTLY within
respectable bounds?

Valerian tells you, 'Don't be silly.'

[Mystic]Gidget laughs at Nihil.

Lap tells you, '?'
You tell Healer, 'check out some of the replies i get.'

A holographic head floats in the air. It lowers to yours and nods to you.
This nod was from Healer.

[Mystic]Gidget: of course... what I want to know is what makes one name worse
than the other

Jasmine tells you, 'can't you check that?'

Scully tells you, 'it won't get away?'

Goku tells you, 'hmm'

Lap tells you, 'don`t understand'

[Mystic]Healer: the meaning

Jasmine tells you, 'and do you just want this char, or all of them?'

Valerian tells you, 'I'll assume you're either joking or foolish for
asking that.'
[Mystic]Healer: you can call me a wetback

[Mystic]Gidget: bull*CENSORED*

[Mystic]Healer: because Im not a wetback

[Mystic]Gidget: they all mean the same thing, disrespect

[Mystic]Healer: I didn't swim across no damn river to get here

You tell Valerian, 'laf. i told you to ignore it.. ;) just testing a
command...and trying to make a humorous log.'

[Mystic]Gidget: no, you can wade here now

Valerian tells you, 'Ahh, missed your first message.'

[Mystic]Jasmine: ha ha

You tell Jasmine, 'dont give me a password. it was a joke.'
Valerian tells you, 'Still, don't use that command please, especially
with players.'

You say, 'jeesh..ignorance.'

Lap tells you, 'what can i help u with?'

Goku tells you, 'so you want my password eh?'

Jasmine tells you, 'figured you weren't serious.'

Scully tells you, 'noone will use my char?'

You tell Scully, 'laf.'

Lap tells you, 'not good on english'

Wiz[] Healer rolls on the floor laughing his ass off.

[Mystic]Nihil: guys..dont give me your passwords.

[Mystic]Nihil: it was a joke.
Dementia tells you, 'my pwd is: Ieatnihilsforlunch'

Wiz [Healer], 'I swear mystic has the most gullible players'

Jasmine tells you, 'besides, I have triggers and don't know what mine
are any more :)'

[Mystic]Nihil: you know..funny. _HA_ _HA_

Cyberpunk tells you, 'you suck'

Lap tells you, '?'

Scully tells you, 'if people run away using my char i don't what to
give it away'

[Mystic]Gidget: did ppl really do it??

[Mystic]Valerian: Not "funny... that burns!" ?

[Mystic]Dementia: I did a sarcastic one.

[Mystic]Healer: almost


Now, is it just me, or are people gulliable or what?

(Comment added by elail on Sat Apr 12 9:27:10 2003)

Sorry about all the crude language, i completly forgot how bad people are in there language on muds. 14 year olds thinking they are cool swearing and crap.

Sorry about all the crude language, i completly forgot how bad people are in there language on muds.
Crude? That's an understatement for the majority of these little 'gems', nearly all of which are either homophobic, crass or just plain uneducated. Aside from the fact that I think anyone with a reasonable level of intelligence would be hard-pressed to find humor in this post, the content and language aren't appropriate for this forum.

>14 year olds thinking they are cool swearing and crap.

You've grown up though, you don't swear and crap.

Man you just wasted 30 seconds of my life i will never get back.

A s s h o l e ...


Skars

You managed to read that thing in only 30 seconds?

I lost a good five minutes on that thing. Of course... i haven't been sleeping lately... at all...

I was slightly amused, but man, that is pretty crude. What kind of twisted 14 year olds play your MUD? I myself am a twisted 14 year old, but thats just un called for.

I am always glad to help out a youngster with a school project. My password is 'oldfart'.

You don't happen to have any candy for sale do you?

Best Wishes,

Osiris

I doubt this'll get read, but some people read back threads and so on.

I couldn't stand to read this whole post, and not due to its language (although as so much seems OOC I am appauled that anyone EVER plays there. If the 'cops' want to beat me and be obscene verbally for killing some old lady, ten fine, but I will quit the moment someone starts being crude OOCly) but more the lack of flow. Also, this post was entirely too long (it could've been half as long without the repetition of password scamming, which from soe things posted I took to be the posters actions, which on a MUD with any good staff would have you fragged in a 'heartbeat').

As a note to the origonal poster:
Please stay away from any and all of the MUDs I play/work on.