I didn't make this just changed a few parts to fit the mud theme ;)
On a tour of midgaard, the high priest took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the North coast
of midgaard on an impromptu sightseeing trip.
His 4X4 high priest mobile (Horse and Cart) was driving along the golden sands when there was an enormous
commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the
high priest noticed just outside the surf, a hapless Gnome, struggling frantically to free himself from
the jaws of a twenty-foot shark.
At that moment a small boat containing three Elf's paddled into view from around the point. Spontaneously,
one of the Elf's took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs, immobilizing it instantly.
The other two reached out and pulled the Gnome from the water and then, using long clubs, beat
the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi conscious Gnome into the small boat along with the dead shark and then
prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was of course the
high priest, and he summoned them to the beach.
Upon them reaching the shore the high priest went into raptures about the rescue and said, 'I give you my
blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some racist xenophobic people trying to
divide this land of ours, but, now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that
this society is a truly enlightened example of racial harmony and could serve as a model on which
other nations could follow.'
He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust. As he departed, the harpoonist asked the others,
'Who was that???!'
'That,' one answered, 'was his Holiness the high priest. He is in direct contact with God and has access
to all God's wisdom.'
'Well,' the harpoonist replied, 'he knows f--- all about shark hunting. How's that bait holding up or
do we need to get another one?'