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Builder stumbles in looking for a Home and is greeted by the
Head Builder:Hi there
Builder: Hello
Head Builder:Nods
Builder:I saw your advert on Mudconnect (choir of angels or a dull thunking noise dependent on system)
Head Builder: Oh Yeah
Builder:I have experience in Medit Oedit and Redit and currently teaching myself Mprogs could you tell me a little about the postions here and what your mud is trying to achieve?
Head Builder:You know I been here two days it is great havnt done a thing since i got here.
builder:So you cant tell me what kind of areas you are after?
Head Builder: oh areas of course yes me and the imp are friends who got the code base of the net and loaded it up and now we get to be gods and get the pick of the talent
builder: Pick of the Talent?
Head Builder yeah who cares about building stuff all we want is a cyber pet that can type.
builder: Ah okay
Head Builder:so wanna cyber?
Builder: God No (enters delete delete)
Alena (maybe not to everyones sense of Humour but seems to be the general gist of places I have gone to looking for work)

Apperantly, they forgot to include a list of the positions available. I'm sure the staff apologizes, and would like this list of available positions included in the job descriptions.

Missionary
Standing
Spooning
Doggie
69
Hot Carl
Bad Puppy
Lawnmower man (requires degree in Computer Science)
Piledriver
Empty nest (for the elderly)
Funky Chicken

These positions and more are 'quite available' at the MUD mentioned in the previous post. I believe the current IMM staff is also 'quite available' and will be so for a long long time.

***DISCLAIMER: (insert immature mud name here) MUD is an Equal opportunity employer, just looking for a good time and a few good people to help us get our rocks off.

Thanks alt_phil you have no idea how much I needed to laugh right now !!